terça-feira, 14 de abril de 2009

All the single ladies


All the single ladiesAll the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies


Now put your hands upUp in the club, we just broke upI'm doing my own little thing


Decided to dip but now you wanna tripCuz another brother noticed me


I'm up on him, you're up on meDon't pay him any attention


cried my tears, three good yearsYa can't be mad at me


[Chorus]Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ringonitIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ringonitIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


I put gloss on my lips, a man on my hipsHold me tighter than my Dereon jeansacting up, drank in my cupI could care less what you thinkI need no permission, did I mentionDon't pay him any attentionCuz you had your turnBut now you gonna learnWhat it really feels like to miss me


[Chorus]Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ringonitIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ringonitIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


(bridge)Don't treat to these things of this worldI'm not that kind of girlYour love is what I prefer, what I deserveHe's a man that makes me and takes meAnd delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyondPull me into your armsSay I'm not the one you ownIf you don't, you'll be aloneAnd like a ghost I'll be gone


All the single ladiesAll the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies All the single ladies


Now put your hands up[Chorus]Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ringonitIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it


Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ringonitIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Dicionario da Mulher!!!


ALIANÇA: Garantia financeira.
AMANTE: Homem que faz tudo aquilo que o marido nunca faz
AMOR IMPOSSÍVEL: Um pretendente pobre.
BATOM: Poderosa arma feminina que deixa marcas fatais.
BOLSA: Membro essencial no funcionamento do corpo feminino.
CANSAÇO: Vontade de ficar sozinha.
CARTEIRA: Principal órgão masculino.
CONFIANÇA: Ação incompatível com os homens.
DOR-DE-CABEÇA: Falta de vontade de transar.
EXTRAVASAR: Galinhar.
FALTA DE ATENÇÃO: Falta de presentes.
FRACASSSO: Perder um homem para uma mulher mais magra.
GRAVIDEZ: Investimento a longo prazo.
MAQUIAGEM: Realce da beleza natural e disfarce de feiúra original.
MEIA-CALÇA: Camada de acabamento das pernas.
NAMORADO: Desculpa usada para despistar homens indesejados.
PÍLULA: Medicamento usado no momento certo e suspenso no momento oportuno.
PROBLEMAS CONJUGAIS: Ausência de orgasmo.
SATISFAÇÃO: Verbete desconhecido no dicionário feminino.
SEIOS: Sinônimo de maçaneta, pois também abrem muitas portas.
TERAPIA DE GRUPO: Shopping com as amigas.
VALORIZAÇÃO PESSOAL: Flores no dia seguinte